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A YIDDISH GUIDE TO THE JEWISH
HAIRSTYLING PIONEER, VIDAL SASSOON
1928 - 2012

by
Marjorie Gottlieb Wolfe
marjorie
Syosset, New York

young vidal sassoonThe hairstylist, Vidal Sassoon, who recently passed away, was Jewish. He was one of the most elegant and influential stylists of the 20th century,

Sassoon knew the meaning of "nakhis"/
"naches" - satisfaction. He said, "Hairdressers are a wonderful breed. You work one-on-one with another human being ("mentsh") and the object is to make them feel so much better and to look at themselves with a twinkle in their eye. Work on their bone structure, the color, the cut, whatever, but when you're finished, you have an enormous sense of satisfaction."

Before we begin our Yiddish guide to Sassoon, here's a list of essential terms/sentences:

"di hor" - the hair
"der sherer" -the barber
"der shaytl" -the traditional women's wig
"der sheynkayt-salon" - the beauty parlor
"Ikh vil a naye frizur." - I want a new hairstyle.
"Ikh vil opfarben mayne hor." - I want to dye my hair.

antisemitic taunts
Sassoon had experienced antisemitic taunts as a schoolboy.

'arkhitekt" (architect)
Sassoon decided that if he could not change hair dressing within a decade, he would become an architect.

"baltsedoko" (A dispenser of charity; someone who contributes frequently and significantly to the "orem"--poor.)
Sassoon turned toward philanthropy later in life. He founded the Center for the Study of Anti-Semitism at the Hebrew Univ. of Jerusalem. He also became deeply involved in the plight of victims of Hurricane Katrina. The Boys Clubs of America and the Performing Arts Council of LA were among the causes he also supported.

"bukhs" (books)
In 1967, Sassoon published an autobiography, "Sorry I Kept You Waiting, Madam." In 1976, with his second wife, Beverly, he wrote, "A Year of Health and Beauty." In 1984 he released "Cutting Hair The Vidal Sassoon Way."

"ferd" (horse)
Sassoon told the London-Daily Mail that his third wife, Jeanette Hartford, a horse-trainer, "gave me up for horses."

"finf" (5)
Sassoon's five-point style was influenced by Bauhaus architecture; it made him a worldwide fashion brand.

"finf toyznt" ($5000)
Sassoon made the headlines when he was flown to Hollywood from London, at a reputed cost of $5,000, to create Mia Farrow's pixie cut for the 1968 film, "Rosemary's Baby."

"froy" (wife)
With Sassoon's second wife, Beverly Adams, he had three children: Catya, Elan and Eden. They also adopted a son, David.

"fusbol" (soccer)
Sassoon was a die-hard fan of the Chelsea soccer team.

"gesheft" (business)
In 1950, Sassoon won his first hairdressing competition and at 26 he opened his first shop in fashionable Bond Street in London's West End.

"heym" (home)
Sassoon lived in a Richard Neutra-designed home in the Bel Air neighborhood of LA. Neutra is considered to have been one of modernism's most significant architects.

"hor" (hair) style
Sassoon's wispy-short early style was in vast contrast to the teased, brutally coiffed styles of the 1950s. By 1963, he had created a short, angular cut on the horizonal plane--the recreation of the classic "bob cut."
His style was a direct assault on the beehive style and other towers of hair.
(FYI: Aretha Franklin said, "I"m a big woman. I need big hair.")

The "Greek Goddess" was a short tousled perm--inspired by the "Afro-marvelous-looking women" he saw in Harlem.

"humorishtish" (humorous)
Sassoon had a sense of humor. One day at the salon, a worried customer noticed Sassoon had been roughed up. "Good, God, Vidal, what happened to your face?" she asked. He replied, "Oh, nothing, madam, just tripped over a hairpin."

Jewish heritage
After WW II, Sassoon got serious about his Jewish heritage.

"kaylekhik" (round)
"Vidal was like Christopher Columbus. He discovered that the world was round with his cutting system. It was the first language that people could follow." (quote by Angus Mitchell)

"kluger" (a smart person; a wise individual)
Sassoon recognized that the real profit was to be made in hair products: shampoos, brushes and hand-held blow dryers.

"krankayt" (illness)
Sassoon was diagnosed with leukemia in 2010 and died of this illness at the age of 84.

"khasene" (marriage)
Sassoon's first marriage was to his receptionist, Elaine Wood, in 1956. It ended in divorce in 1963.

Sassoon married four times and had four children. His eldest daughter, Catya, died in an accidental overdose at age 33.

"kveln" (pride; to have pride)
Reflecting on himself as a Jew, Sassoon said, "in the final analysis, because of all the things I have been through, I feel very
humble in a way, that we produced so many incredible people and there's only 13 million of us in the world and we still keep producing. Essentially, I just have a certain pride in the tribe."

"mazldik" (lucky)
Sassoon said [2010]: "I just consider myself being one of the luckiest people in the sense that creativity came to me and it
flowed."

"milkhome" (war)
In 1948, at age 20, Sassoon volunteered for service in the Israeli defense forces and participated in the Arab-Israeli war.
He wanted to see action. He said, "I wasn't going over there to sit in an office...I thought if we don't fight for a piece of land
and make it work, then the whole holocaust thing was a terrible waste. But this way at least we got a country out of it."

"mishpokhe" (family)
Sassoon is survived by his wife, Rhonda (AKA "Ronnie), three children and seven grandchildren.

"muter" (mother)
Sassoon said that "It was my mother's idea [to become a hairdresser]. Her feeling was that I didn't have the intelligence to pick a trade myself."

"opgebn koved" (to honor)
In 2009 Sassoon was honored by Queen Elizabeth when he was named a Commander of the Order of the British Empire.

"oremkayt" (poverty)
Sassoon was born into abject poverty. His single mother put him-- and his brother-- into an orphanage at age 5 because she did not have the money to care for them.

"redn" (to speak)
Sassoon said, "In Britain I had always felt like a second-class citizen. In Israel I had found my dignity. I translated that dignity
into my career. I had been a shampoo boy...
I decided I could be better, do better. I went to night school. I took courses in elocution." (He took speech lessons to impress the glamorous clients he wanted. They included movie stars and models such as Suzy Parker, Nancy Kwan, and Mia Farrow.)

"shampu boy" (shampoo boy)
At age 14, Sassoon went to work as a shampoo boy.

"sher" (scissors)
Rhonda Sassoon once told The New York Times she never let her husband go near her with his tools of the trade. He cut my hair once and chased me around for most of the weekend with a pair of scissors saying, "Stop. Stop." She said, "He kept wanting to fix it." Source: The Washington Post, May 9, 2012

"shvindl" - (fraud)
Sassoon sued Proctor & Gamble in 2003. He accused the company of breach of conract and fraud on the grounds that it had neglected his brand. The two sides reached a confidential settlement in 2004.

tagline
Sassoon's tagline was "If you don't look good, we don't look good."

"tate" (father)
Sassoon's father was a carpet salesman who abandoned his family for another woman and left his wife and two sons in
poverty. Sassoon referred to his father as a "con artist who had the gift of gab..."I was later told my father spoke seven languages and had sex in all of them."

"vashn" (to wash)
Sassoon opened beauty shops around the world. He created hair products reflecting his ethos liberation from styling, wash& wear, blow and go.

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MARJORIE WOLFE agrees with comedian, Rita Rudner: "Nobody's ever happy with what they have. People with curly hair want straight and people with straight want curly and bald people want everyone to be blind."

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