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TOP 10 REASONS WHY SARAH PALIN
DOESN'T WANT NEWS MEDIA TO COVER
SOME OF HER SPEECHES
(Yiddish version)
by
Marjorie Gottlieb Wolfe
marjorie
Syosset, New York



10.  The media is not her "fraynd" (friend)

9.  She "funfehs"
      (speaker's fluff/error)

8. She's got a "goyisher kop"
 
7.  "Yeder mentsh hot zayn eygene
      meshugaas"
      (Every person has his own madness)

6.  She's a "shvindl" (fraud)

5.  Every time she opens her "moyl"
     (mouth) she puts her "fus" (foot) into it

4.  Her "fuftsn" (15) minutes of fame are
      over

3.  The media will discover that she's just
      another "sheyn ponim" (pretty face)

2.  "Az me redt a sakh, ken men zikh
      aynredn a narishkayt."
      (If you talk a lot, you might talk
      foolishness.)

1.  She wants to save her really "gut vorts"
      (good words) for when she joins Fox
      News

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