DIAMONDS ARE A GIRL'S BEST "FRAYND"
4 essential Yiddish words:
"der diment" "brilyant" "dos tsirung" "dos fingerl" |
the diamond diamond (a Samuel Rosenbaum definition) the jewelry ring (jewelry) |
In Philip Roth's 2006 book, "Everyman," we
read about Everyman's Jewelry Store. "It's
a big deal for working people to buy a
diamond, no matter how small. The wife
can wear it for the beauty and she can wear
it for the status. And when she does, this guy is not just a plumber--he's
a man with a wife with a diamond. His wife owns something that is imperishable. Because
beyond the beauty and the status and the value, the diamond is imperishable. A
piece of the earth that is imperishable, and a mere mortal is wearing it on
her hand."
Judge Judy Sheindlin says "denial" is when
your fiance asks you for a loan so he can buy you an engagement ring, and you
give it to him.
Rabbi Marc Gellman (The God Squad) said,
"Bringing the one you love a cup of tea
that was not asked for counts more than
bringing home a diamond ring."
There's two interesting stories about
diamonds:
Sitting next to a well-known socialite, Ruthie Plotnik, at a large UJA fundraiser,
was a newcomer to the glittering scene
The gentleman couldn't take his eyes off
the magnificent diamond she was wearing.
He couldn't restrain imself; he had to
comment on it.
"Looks like a pear shaped diamond, about
3 cts H+/V52. Set in a platinum mounting
with two tapered baquettes..a .50 cts tw.
Am I correct?"
"Pretty close...and I bought it on 47th Street, in the heart of New York's
diamond district."
"One of those simple traditional Yiddish
blessings (mazel and brucha) and handshake?"
"Yes. And it's the Plotnik diamond."
"Tell me more."
"Well," she replied, "unfortunately it has a
curse attached to it."
"A curse!" he exclaimed. "What curse?"
"Mr. Plotnik"
Story 2.
Liz Taylor, film actress, who had a fabulous
diamond ring, drew the notice of Princess
Margaret. She remarked, "That's a bit
vulgar." Miss Taylor persuaded the princess
to try on the ring. "There, it's not so vulgar
now, is it?" she said.
Do you remember Carol Channing, who
starred in "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes"?
Several songs became popular classics; one
in particular, was "Diamonds Are a Girl's
Best Friend."
In a New York Times article (Oct. 25, 2008),
Nadine Brozen writes about what happens
when an engaged couple breaks up--who
gets the ring?
There was the case of Sharon Bush and
Gerald Tsai, the billionaire investor who has
since died. In Dec. 2006, Mr. Tsai gave Ms.
Bush (the former wife of Neil Bush, a brother of the President) an 11-carat
canary-diamond ring he bought for
$243,040 at Saks. In January, the engagement was called off, and when
Ms.
Bush did not return the ring, Mr. Tsai filed
suit in Manhattan Supreme Court seeking
its return.
The lawyer: Raoul Felder. He stated that
the ring was not an engagement ring but a
gift ("matone"), and therefore did not have
to be returned. Felder said, "I can't
understand how a man is not embarrassed
to ask for his ring back. It always amazes
me what happened to chivalry."
In recent years courts have almost always
held that the ring goes back to the buyer,
no matter the circumstances. What's the
premise? The engagement ring is a
conditional gift--the condition being that
a marriage take place. If it doesn't, the
agreement is rendered null and void.
So, as we approach the holiday season,
"Vos iz der untershte shure?" (What's the
bottom line?) Will retailers sell diamonds? Neal Goldberg, the chief
executive of the Zale Corporation, says, "People are going to
shop for the holidays. Unless you believe
Christmas ("Nitl") isn't going to happen. I
believe people will shop...Yes, we will sell
diamonds."
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Marjorie Gottlieb Wolfe believes that "a good husband meets a marital crisis with a firm hand--full of candy, flowers, and diamonds."
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