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A YIDDISH GUIDE TO THE CATSKILLS-
A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE

by
Marjorie Gottlieb Wolfe
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Syosset, New York

HARVEY FIERSTEIN (“Torch Song Trilogy,” “La Cage aux Follies”) is starring in a new play titled, “Casa Valentina.” The play tells the story of a Catskills resort in the ‘50s and ‘60s where all the men dressed as women, despite most of them being straight.

Shown below is a Yiddish guide to the Catsklls:

According to Lawrence J. Epstein (“The Haunted Smile”), comedians would stop at the Red Apple Rest at night and “would go over the acts, describe the audience (“oylem”) and gossip (“yenteh, yachneh”) about other comedians and about routines ripe for buying or borrowing.

1st GENERATION
A bungalow in the Borscht Belt
2nd GENERATION
A resort hotel in the Borscht Belt
3rd GENERATION
Deluxe hotels in Europe
4th GENERATION
A bungalow at Club Med

According to Leo Rosten (“The Joys of Yinglish”), “it is the tummler’s job to guarantee to the patrons of a summer resort that most dubious of vacation boons: “Never a dull moment!” The tummler jokes aroun all day long and then performs every night as a comic,singer, actor, master of ceremonies...He wears outlandish costumes, falls off diving boards. He leads songs like “Old Mac Donald Had a Farm” and games like “Simon Says.”

Youngman also said, “Madam, the food at the Swan Lake Inn is fit for a king. Here, King! Here, King!”

A “veteran performer whose razor-sharp wit and impeccable timing were polished over many years in Borsht Belt nightclubs.

The hotel owners advise KlezKamp guests: Don’t bring tuxedos or fancy-shmancy wear; we run a pretty informal affair. Instead, bring comfortable clothes which can be layered and/or mixed and matched and comfortable shoes for dancing, too.

There’s a Yiddish proverb: “Me vert alt vi a ku, un lernt zikh alts tsu.” (You get old as a cow, but you still go on learning.)

If it’s not the Bible Belt
and it’s not the Rust Belt
it must be the Borscht Belt.

She remembers the endless hallways at Grossinger’s Hotel, where she would run up and down, and the huge grand porches that her parents used to relax on and visit with friends from Rockaway Beach (Arverne).

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Marjorie Gottlieb Wolfe is the author of
two books:
yiddish for dog and cat loversbook
"Yiddish for Dog & Cat Lovers" and
"Are Yentas, Kibitzers, & Tummlers Weapons of Mass Instruction?  Yiddish
Trivia."  To order a copy, go to her
website: MarjorieGottliebWolfe.com

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