The Eight Days of Hanukkah

On the first night of Hanukkah my true love gave to me
  Lox, bagels and some cream cheese

On the second night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me
  2 Kosher pickles and
  Lox, bagels and some cream cheese

On the third night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me
  3 pounds of corned beef
  2 Kosher pickles and
  Lox, bagels and no cream cheese

On the fourth night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me
  4 potato latkes
  3 pounds of corned beef
  2 Kosher pickles and
  Lox, bagels and no cream cheese

On the fifth night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me
  5 bowls of chicken soup
  4 potato latkes
  3 pounds of corned beef
  2 Kosher pickles and
  Lox, bagels and no cream cheese

On the sixth night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me
  6 pickled herrings
  5 bowls of chicken soup
  4 potato latkes
  3 pounds of corned beef
  2 Kosher pickles and
  Lox, bagels and no cream cheese

On the seventh night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me
  7 noodle kugels
  6 pickled herrings
  5 bowls of chicken soup
  4 potato latkes
  3 pounds of corned beef
  2 Kosher pickles and
  Lox, bagels and no cream cheese

On the eighth night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me
  8 Alka- Seltzer
  7 noodle kugels
  6 pickled herrings
  5 bowls of chicken soup
  4 potato latkes
  3 pounds of corned beef
  2 Kosher pickles and
  Lox, bagels and no cream cheese
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