A first grade teacher collected some well known proverbs.
She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest.
Here are their completions:
Better To Be Safe Than... Punch A 5th Grader.
Strike While The... Bug Is Close.
It's Always Darkest Before... Daylight Savings Time.
Never Under Estimate The Power Of...Termites.
You Can Lead A Horse To Water But... How?
Don't Bite The Hand That... Looks Dirty.
No News Is... Impossible.
A Miss Is As Good As A... Mr.
You Can't Teach An Old Dog New... Math.
If You Lie Down With The Dogs, You'll... Smell funny in the morning.
Love All, Trust.. Me
The Pen Is Mightier Than The... Pigs.
An Idle Mind Is... The Best Way To Relax.
Where There's Smoke, There's... Pollution.
A Penny Saved Is... Not Much.
Two's Company, Three's...The Musketeers.
Don't Put Off Until Tomorrow What...you put on to go to bed tonight.
Laugh And The Whole World Laughs With
You, Cry And... You Have To Blow
Your
Nose.
None Is So Blind As...Helen Keller.
Children Should Be Seen And Not...Spanked Or Grounded.
If At First You Don't Succeed... Get New Batteries.
You Get Out Of Something What You... See Pictured On The Box.
When The Blind Leadeth The Blind...You better get out of the way.
There Is No Fool Like... Aunt Edie.
