Did
you ever stop to wonder what would happen
if your dog's name was Mypenis? - Mypenis ate my homework. - Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing
at the mouth! - Sorry I'm late. I was playing
with Mypenis. - I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize
I had to keep Mypenis on a leash. - Mypenis doesn't come when
I call it. - Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs
of guests. - I love giving Mypenis a bath. - At night, I sleep with Mypenis in my
hands. - Mypenis likes it when people
pet him. - Mypenis needs to get more exercise.
He weighs over fifty pounds. - Playing with Mypenis really wears me
out. - Would you like to see a picture
of Mypenis? - Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is
already active. - I think Mypenis has a mind
of its own. - I keep a picture of Mypenis
in my wallet. - Whenever I get lost, Mypenis points
me in the right direction. - I think Mypenis is getting old because
he won't get excited anymore. He just plays dead. - Mypenis got out last night. I think
he's sleeping with the lady next door. - If Mypenis was a weinerdog, he would
be long and hairy and hard to carry. - Mypenis loves to chase pussies in dark
alleys. - Help! I can't find Mypenis! - Sorry to be driving so slow, officer,
but I was looking for Mypenis. - Mypenis gets excited whenever the mailman
comes. - Sorry to be driving so fast, officer
- I have to take Mypenis to the hospital. - Oh. no! Something bit Mypenis! - Watch it or you'll step on
Mypenis. - When Mypenis behaves well, he gets a
bone. - Stop kicking Mypenis. - When riding in the car, Mypenis enjoys
sticking his head out to be blown. - Mypenis is truly man's best
friend. - Beware of Mypenis. He's carrying
a disease. - People say Mypenis looks cute lying
down, but even better when standing at attention. - Mypenis: the crotch-sniffer. - There's nothing like a well-trained
bitch for Mypenis. - I've trained Mypenis to jump through
hoops. - Mypenis always searches for an open
hand under the dinner table. - Excuse me - I need a muzzle
for Mypenis. - Sorry I'm late, but Mypenis kept me
up howling all night...
