Remember...these Jokes are
only old if you've heard them before...
Dear
Hiring Manager, Thank you
for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I regret to
inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me a position in
your department. This year
I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of
rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates,
it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite
your companies outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting
applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore,
I will assume the position in your department this August. I look forward
to seeing you then.
Accountant There once was an accountant
who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she
worked for. In fact, she made sure that every job she did resulted in a win-win
situation. One day while walking down the street she was tragically hit by a
bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly
Gates by St. Peter himself. "Welcome to Heaven," said St.
Peter. "Before you get settled in though it seems we have a problem. You
see, strangely enough, we've never once had an accountant make it this
far and we're not really sure what to do with you." "No problem, just let me
in." said the accountant. "Well, I'd like to, but I have
higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and
a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity
in." "Actually, I think I've made
up my mind...I prefer to stay in Heaven" "Sorry, we have
rules..." And with that St. Peter put the
accountant in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell. The doors opened
and the accountant found herself stepping out onto the putting green of
a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club
and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow accountants that she
had worked with and they were
all dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed
her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent
round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an
excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually
a really nice guy (kinda cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing.
The accountant was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time
to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on
the elevator. The
elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found
St. Peter waiting for her. "Now it's time to spend a day in heaven." So the accountant
spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and
playing the harp and singing. She had a great time and
before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got
her. "So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven.
Now you must choose your eternity." The accountant paused for a second and then
replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really
great and all, but I think I had a better time in
Hell." So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again the accountant went
down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she
found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage
and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking
up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his
arm around her. "I don't understand," stammered the accountant. "Yesterday
I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster
and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and
all my friends look miserable." The Devil looked at her
and smiled. "That's because yesterday you were recruit, but today you're
staff." top
of page Fire
Department A fire started on some grassland
near a farm in Indiana. The fire department from a nearby town was called
to put out the fire. The fire proved to be more than the small town fire department
could handle, so someone suggested that a rural volunteer fire department be
called. Though there was doubt they could be of any assistance, the call
was made. Five minutes later, the volunteer
firemen arrived in a dilapidated old fire truck. They drove straight towards the
fire and stopped in the middle of the flames. The volunteer firemen jumped
off the truck and frantically started spraying water in all directions. Soon,
they had snuffed out the center of the fire, breaking the blaze into two, easily
controllable parts. The farmer was impressed with
the volunteer fire department's work and grateful that his farm had been spared.
The next day he presented the volunteer fire department with a check
for $1000. A local news reporter asked the
volunteer fire captain what the department planned to
do with the funds. "That should be obvious," responded the captain. "The first thing we're gonna
do is get them damn brakes fixed on that there fire truck." top
of page Travel
Agent A secretary called in looking
for hotels in Los Angeles. She gave me various names off a list, none of
which I could find. I finally had her fax me the
list. To my surprise, it was a list of hotels in New Orleans, Louisiana.
She thought the LA stood for Los Angeles, and that New Orleans was a suburb of
LA. Worst of all, when I called her back, she was not even embarrassed.
A
man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what
was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting
an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since
Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to
me. I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin
state."
I
got a call from a man who asked, "is it possible to see England from Canada?
I said, "No." He said "but they look so close on the map."
Another
man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled
up the reservation, I noticed he had a 1-hour layover in Dallas. When I
asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, "I heard Dallas was a big
airport, and I need a car to drive between the gates to save time."
A
nice lady just called. She needed to know how it was possible that
her flight from Detroit left at 820 a.m. and got into Chicago at 833 a.m.
I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois, but she
could not understand the concept of time zones. Finally I told her the plane went VERY fast, and
she bought that!!!
A
woman called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your
bag so they know who's luggage belongs to who?" I said, "No, why
do you ask?" She replied, "Well, when I checked in with the airline,
they put a tag on my luggage that said FAT, and I'm overweight, is there any connection?" After
putting her on hold for a minute while I "looked into it" I came back and explained the
city code for Fresno is FAT, and that the airline was just putting a destination
tag on her luggage.
I
just got off the phone with a man who asked, "How do I know which plane
to get on?" I asked him what exactly he meant, which he replied, "I
was told my flight number is 823, but none of these damned planes have
numbers on them."
A
woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one of those computer
planes." I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She
replied, "Yeah, whatever."
A
business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in
order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports,
I reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh no I don't, I've been to China
many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked,
and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he
said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every
time they have accepted my American Express." top of page
Hell
of an Exam This is forwarded from a graduate
of the U. of Oklahoma Chemical Engineering Dept., citing one of Dr. Schlambaugh's
final test questions for his final exam of 1997. Dr. Schlambaugh is known
for asking questions on his finals like, "Why do airplanes fly?"
In May 1997, the "Momentum,
Heat, and Mass Transfer II" final exam question was "Is Hell exothermic
or endothermic? Support your answer with sound scientific principles."
Most of the students wrote
answers based on geothermal energy or some variant. One student,
however, wrote the following
Is Hell exothermic or endothermic? First, we postulate that if
souls exist, they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls also
must have a mass. We must consider at what rate souls are moving into
hell and at what rate souls are leaving. If we assume that once a soul
gets to hell, it does not leave, then no souls are leaving.
As for souls entering Hell,
let's look at the various religions that exist in the world today. Some
religions say that if you are not a member of that religion, you will go
to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions, and people
usually do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all
people , or at least their souls, go to Hell. With the birth and death
rates what they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase
exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of
change in the volume of Hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for
the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the
mass of the souls and volume needs to stay constant.
[Answer 1] So, if Hell
is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell,
then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell
breaks loose.
[Answer 2] Of course,
if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase in souls in Hell,
then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
Accept the postulate given
to me by Theresa Banyan during our freshman year, that "It'll be a cold
day in Hell before I sleep with you," and taking into account that I still
have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Answer 2 cannot
be true; ..thus, Hell is exothermic."
The student, Tim Graham, got
the only A. top of page
Two
small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the
zoo one day. "My name is Billy. What's
yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied
the second. "My Daddy's an accountant. What
does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy. Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a
lawyer." "Honest?" asked
Billy. "No, just the
regular kind", replied Tommy. top
of page Geography
Test A client
called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the
cost information, she asked, "would it be cheaper to fly to California
and then take the train to Hawaii?" I got
a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain
the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me
with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown
is in Massachusetts." Without trying to make her look like the stupid one,
I calmly explained, "Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in South
Africa." Her response...click. top
of page Sure
Cure A man comes to a doctor and,
twitching his fingers and stuttering, finally manages to say, Doctor, I have
a sexual performance problem. Can you help me?"
"Oh, that's not a problem
for us men anymore!" announces a proud physician, "They just came out with
this new wonder drug, Viagra, that does the trick! You take some
pills, and your problems are history"So the doctor gives the man a prescription
and sends him on his merry way.
A couple of months later,
the doctor runs into his patient on the street. "Doctor, Doctor!" exclaims
the man excitedly, "I've got to thank you! This drug is a miracle! It's
wonderful! "Well, I'm glad to hear that" says
the pleased physician, "What does your wife think about it?" "Wife?" asks the man, "I haven't
been home yet." top of page
The
Contest Two Kentuckians drove to a gas
station in Indiana for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered
by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of gas. When they went inside
to pay, the men asked the attendant about
the contest. "If you win, you're entitled
to free sex," said the attendant. "How do we enter?" asked the
Kentuckian. "Well, I'm thinking of a number
between 1-10. If you guess right, you win free sex." "O.K. I guess
7," said the Kentuckian. "Sorry, I was thinking
of 8," replied the attendant. The next week, the two Kentuckians
returned to the same station to get gas. When they went inside to pay,
the one Kentuckian asked the attendant if the contest was
still going on. "Sure," replied
the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number between 1-10. If you guess right, you win free
sex." "Two," said the
Kentuckian. "Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replied the attendant. "Come back soon and try
again." As they walked back to the car,
the one Kentuckian said to the other,"You know, I'm beginning to think this contest
is rigged." "No way," said
the other. "My wife won twice last week." top
of page Puppy Prints A three-year-old boy went with
his dad to see a new litter of puppies. On returning home, he breathlessly informed
his mother, "There were two boy puppies and two
girl puppies." "How did you
know that?" his mother asked. "Daddy picked them up and looked
underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed on the
bottom. top
of page Resemblance to any persons living
or dead is purely coincidental A henpecked husband was advised
by a psychiatrist to assert himself. "You don't have to let your wife
bully you," he said. "Go home and show her you're the
boss." The husband decided to take the
doctor's advice. He went home, slammed the door, shook his fist in his wife's
face, and growled, "From now on you're taking orders from me. I want my supper
right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs and lay out my
clothes. Tonight I am going out with the boys. You are going to stay at
home where you belong. Another thing, you
know who is going to tie my bow tie?" "I certainly
do," said his wife calmly, "the undertaker." top
of page Desert
Island A guy was stranded on a desert
island with Cindy Crawford. He played it cool, and he didn't make any moves towards
her for several weeks. Finally, one day he asked her if maybe they could
start up a physical relationship, so as to attend to each other's needs. Cindy
said she was game and a very vigorous
sexual relationship began. Everything was great for about 4 months. One
day, the guy went to Cindy and said, "I'm having this problem. It's kind of a
guy thing, but I need to ask you a favor." Cindy said, "Okay." The
guy said, "Can I borrow your eyebrow pencil?" Cindy looked at him a little
funny, but said, "Sure, you can borrow my eyebrow pencil." The guy then
said, "Do you mind if I use the eyebrow pencil to draw a moustache on you?" Cindy is getting a little worried,
but says, "Okay." Then the guy said, "Can you wear some of my guy clothing, I
need for you to look more like a man." Cindy is getting a little disappointed
at this point, but says, "Well I guess so." Then
the guy says to Cindy, "Do you mind if I call you Fred?" Cindy, very dejected,
says, "I guess not." So, the guy reaches out and grabs Cindy by the arms and
says, "Fred, you won't believe who I've been sleeping with these past
four months!" top
of page A Fence
Bid Three contractors were visiting
a tourist attraction on the same day. One was from New York, another from
Texas, and the third from Florida. At the end of the tour, the guard asked them
what they did for a living. When they all replied that they were contractors
the guard said, "Hey, we need one
of the rear fences redone. Why don't you guys take a look at it and give
me a bid?" So to the back fence they all went. First to step up was
the Florida contractor. He took out his tape measure and pencil, did some
measuring and said, "Well I figure the job will run
about $900. $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit
for me." Next was the Texas contractor. He also took out his tape measure
and pencil, did some quick figuring and said, "Looks like I can do this job for
$700. $300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and $100
profit for me." Without so much as moving, the New York contractor
said, "$2,700." The guard, incredulous, looked at him and said, "You didn't even
measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a
high figure?""Easy," he said. "$1,000 for me, $1,000 for you, and we hire the
guy from Texas. top
of page Confessions Recently reported in the
Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers Journal, the following are questions actually
asked of witnesses by attorneys during trials and, in certain cases, the responses
given by insightful witnesses
1. "Now doctor, isn't it true
that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the
next morning?" 2. "The youngest son, the twenty-year
old, how old is he?" 3. "Were you present when your
picture was taken?" 4. Q"Doctor, before you performed
the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?" A "No." Q"Did you check for blood pressure?" A"No." Q"Did you check for breathing?" A"No." Q"So, then it is possible that
the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?" A"No." Q"How
can you be so sure, Doctor?" A"Because his brain was sitting on my desk
in a jar." Q"But could the patient have
still been alive nevertheless?" A"It is possible that he could have been
alive and practicing law somewhere." 5. "Was it you or your younger
brother who was killed in the war?" 6. "Did he kill you?" 7. "How far apart were the
vehicles at the time of the collision?" 8. "You were there until the
time you left, is that true?" 9. "How many times have you
committed suicide?" 10. Q"So the date of conception
(of the baby) was August 8th?" A"Yes." Q"And what were you doing at
that time?" 11. Q"She had three children,
right?" A"Yes." Q"How many were boys?" A"None." Q"Were there any girls?" 12. Q"You say the stairs went
down to the basement?" A"Yes." Q"And these stairs, did they
go up also?" 13. Q"Mr. Slatery, you went
on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?" A"I went to Europe, Sir." Q"And
you took your new wife?" 14. Q"How was your first marriage
terminated?" A"By death." Q"And by who's death was it
terminated?" 15. Q"Can you describe the
individual?" A"He was about medium height and had a beard." Q"Was
this a male, or a female?" 16. Q"Is your appearance here
this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?" A"No,
this is how I dress when I go to work." 17. Q"Doctor, how many autopsies
have you performed on dead people?" A"All my autopsies are performed
on dead people." 18. Q"All your responses must
be oral, OK? What school did you go to?" A"Oral." 19. Q"Do you recall the time
that you examined the body?" A"The autopsy started around 830 p.m.." Q"And
Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?" A"No, he was sitting on the table
wondering why I was doing an autopsy." 20. Q"You were not shot in
the fracas?" A"No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel." 21. Q"Are you qualified to
give a urine sample?" A"I have been since early childhood." top of page
Men's
Quiz 1. Alien beings from a highly
advanced society visit the Earth, and you are the first human
they encounter. As a token of intergalactic friendship, they present you
with a small but incredibly sophisticated device that is capable of curing all
disease, providing an infinite supply of clean energy,
wiping out hunger and poverty, and permanently eliminating oppression and violence
all over the entire Earth. You decide to A. Present
it to the President of the United States. B. Present
it to the Secretary General of the United Nations. C. Take it
apart. 2. As you grow older, what
lost quality of your youthful life do you miss the most? A. Innocence. B. Idealism. C. Going into
the ladies room with your mom. 3. When is it okay to kiss another
male? A. When you
wish to display simple and pure affection without regard for narrow-minded social
conventions. B. When he
is the pope. (Not on the lips.) C. When he
is your brother and you are Al Pacino and this is the only really sportsman-like
way to let him know that, for business reasons, you have
to have him killed. 4. What about hugging another
male? A. If he's
your father and at least one of you has a fatal disease. B. If you're
performing the Heimlich maneuver. C. If you're
a professional baseball player and a teammate hits a homerun to win the World
Series, you may hug him provided that (1)
He is legally within the base path, (2)
Both of you are wearing sufficient protection, and (3)
You also pound him fraternally with your fist hard enough to cause
fractures. 5. In your opinion, the ideal
pet is A. A
cat. B. A
dog. C. A dog that
eats cats. 6. You have been seeing a woman
for several years. She's attractive and intelligent, and you always enjoy being
with her. One leisurely Sunday afternoon the two of you are taking it easy-you're
watching a football game she's reading the papers-when she suddenly, out of the
clear blue sky, tells you that she thinks she really loves you, but, she can
no longer bear the uncertainty of not knowing where your relationship is going.
She says she's not asking whether you want to get marriedonly whether you believe
that you have some
kind of future together. What do you say? A. That you
sincerely believe the two of you do have a future, but you don't want to rush
it. B. That although
you also have strong feelings for her, you can not honestly say that you'll be
ready anytime soon to make a lasting commitment, and you don't want to hurt her
by holding out false hope. C. That you
cannot believe the Jets called a draw play on third and seventeen. 7. Okay, so you have decided
that you truly love a woman and you want to spend the rest of your life with
her - sharing the joys and the sorrows, the world has to offer, come
what may. How do you tell her? A. You take
her to a nice restaurant and tell her after dinner. B. You take
her for a walk on a moonlit beach, and you say her name, and when she turns to
you, with the sea breeze blowing her hair and the stars in her eyes, you tell
her. C. Tell her
what? 8. One weekday morning your wife
wakes up feeling ill and asks you to get your three children ready for school.
Your first question to her is A. "Do they
need to eat or anything?" B. "They're
in school already?" C. "There
are three of them?" 9. When is it okay to throw away
a set of veteran underwear? A. When it
has turned the color of a dead whale and developed new holes so large that you're
not sure which ones were originally intended for your
legs. B. When it
is down to eight loosely connected underwear molecules and has to be handled
with tweezers. C. It is never
okay to throw away veteran underwear. A real guy checks the garbage regularly
in case somebody-and we are not naming names, but this would be his wife-is quietly
trying to discard his underwear, which she is frankly jealous of, because the
guy seems to have a more intimate relationship with it than with
her. 10. What, in your opinion, is
the most reasonable explanation for the fact that Moses led the Israelites all
over the place for forty years before they finally
got to the Promised Land? A. He was
being tested. B. He wanted
them to really appreciate the Promised Land when they finally
got there. C. He refused
to ask for directions. 11. What is the human race's
single greatest achievement? A. Democracy. B.
Religion. C. Remote control. top
of page Punchlines
On-Line A lawyer died
and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people
ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. To his surprise, St. Peter left his desk
at the gate and came down the long line to where the laywer was, and greeted
him warmly. Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands
and guided him up to the front of the line,
and into a comfortable chair by his desk.
The lawyer said, "I don't mind all this attention, but what makes me
so special?" St. Peter replied, "Well, I've added up all the hours for which
you billed your clients, and by my calculation you
must be about 193 years old!" G-d decided
to take the devil to court and settle their differences once and for all. When
Satan heard this, he laughed and said, "And where, my friend, do you think you're
going to find a lawyer?" top
of page Attack
Dog One day while on the road, a
traveling salesman gets a call from the wife.... Someone had tried to break in
and the police got there just in time to scare him off. Fearing for his
wife's safety, the salesman visits a local pet store. man "I'd
like a dog for protection" store owner "I have just
what you're looking for", and motions for the man to follow him to the back of
the store. To the man's surprise, the owner
walks right past a Rottie, a Mastiff, a German Shepherd, and a Pit
Bull. "What about these dogs?" he asks "Pussycats," says the shop
owner, "you want a dog that means business, wait right here." Minutes later the owner returns
with a ShiTzu. "What the h....."says his customer, "what good will THAT
do me?" "Ah, you see, that's the beauty
of it", says the owner. "Noone would ever suspect that this little fluffball
has a black belt in Karate." "Very funny" says the customer, "but
I need a REAL dog". "Just watch". Says the
owner. He pulls out a stepping stool, puts the dog down
and says "Karate the stool". The ShiTzu attacks the stool with such a vengeance
that nothing is left but metal splinters. Rubbing his eyes the customer
says " I don't believe what I just saw!" "Not a problem, I'll show you
again " says the store owner, as he rolls out a large wooden
chair. "Karate the chair" he instructs the dog, and in seconds it is reduced
to sawdust. "My God!, I'll
take him!" says the customer. "What is THAT?" says the
wife. "This is our new protection dog" he says. "Cute, honey...Now where's
the REAL dog?" She asks. "No kiddin' babe, this dog is
the toughest I've seen" he says, as he puts the dog down on
the floor. "He even knows Karate". "Yeah, right. Karate my
Ass" top
of page The
PowerBook that Leaked (A True Story) In 1993, sometime
in December, a customer walks in with a dead PowerBook 165. Fault
description hangs on startup. An additional symptom
provided waswhilst being carried from the customer's
site to our service center, a 'sloshing' noise was heard within
the machine. "Has anything been split on this
computer?" I inquired, but no, nothing of the sort had happened, protested
the client vehemently. Taking this with a grain of salt (no-one's going
to admit doing something that totally invalidates
their warranty and effectively wrecks their computer) I went about
filling in the repair order. Back on the bench, I started
the PowerBook up. Sure enough, an address error on startup, just after 'Welcome
to Macintosh'. I lowered my ear to the keyboard, at which point I heard
a crackling noise (couldn't hear any sloshing noise
though) and became aware of a rather 'sharp' odor which seemed to
emanate from the inside of the machine. Flicking the computer off and unplugging
the adapter, I removed the battery from its compartment, only to
observe that the entire battery casing was soaked in a fluid which appear to
have a rainbow - like sheen (kind of like what a puddle of soapy water would
look like -- oily and colorful). I also noticed that the same fluid
was leaking out of the battery compartment onto the static mat, but
appeared clear rather than multi-colored. My first thoughts were
that the battery had somehow leaked acid out into the guts of the
PowerBook, which would account for the sharp smell (which reminded me of ammonia),
yet the battery terminals were about the one part of the battery
that was dry. No, upon
closer examination, I ruled the acid theory out. The battery was wet, but
not leaking. Tipping the machine on its side, I watched more fluid run out and
coagulate on the bench in a puddle about the size of a compact disc.
It was definitely clear, and I observed that the 'rainbow' effect
had been caused by the reaction of the plastic battery casing to this 'mystery
liquid'. I then unscrewed the computer and separated the two parts of the PowerBook.
The smell suddenly became a LOT stronger.
The hard disk looked like a solid lump of rust, and the daughterboard
appeared to have about three barbecued chips. Although I was quickly forming
my own opinions on what had happened, I invited several of my workmates in to
take a sniff and offer an opinion. We were unanimous in our decision.
I rang the customer, who seemed surprised when I asked
the question" Do you have a cat?" As it turned out, he didn't have a cat, but
he did have a lovely fluffy bunny rabbit who was seen in the vicinity of the
PowerBook only the day before. Yes, there was no doubt about
it, little fluffy had hopped up onto the keyboard and downloaded some incompatible
data. I checked the warranty form, but there was no provision for failure due
to rabbit urine anywhere. I advised the customer to get
in touch with his insurance company. In the end, the PowerBook was biffed and
the customer upgraded to a 180c. I cleaned up the static
mat and sprayed the service department with a healthy
dosage of "Fresh Field of Flowers." I checked in with the customer about
a week later, asked how was he enjoying the 180c, asked if he'd managed to restore
his data, and, of course, asked how was his rabbit? "Delicious," he said.
