harry leichter's funny stuff

Jokes 23
Sure Cure
Hell of an Exam
Two Small Boys
Geography Test
Fire Department
Men's Quiz
Attack Dog
The Contest
A Fence Bid
Travel Agent
 The PowerBook Leaked
Desert Island
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Dear Hiring Manager,
    Thank you for your letter of March 16.  After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me a position in your department.
    This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters.  With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
    Despite your companies outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time.  Therefore, I will assume the position in your department this August.  I look forward to seeing you then.

    Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.


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There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for. In fact, she made sure that every job she did resulted in a win-win situation. One day while walking down the street she was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.
"Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though it seems we have a problem.  You see, strangely enough, we've never once had an accountant make  it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in." said the accountant.
"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders.  What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."
"Actually, I think I've made up my mind...I prefer to stay in Heaven"
"Sorry, we have rules..."
And with that St. Peter put the accountant in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell. The doors opened and  the accountant found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf  course.   In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow accountants that she had worked with and they were all dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her.  They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and  at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner.  She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kinda cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. The accountant was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave.   Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator.  The elevator went up-up-up and opened  back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her. "Now it's time to spend a day in heaven." So the accountant spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing.   She had a great  time and before  she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her.  "So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity." The accountant paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this,  I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better  time in Hell." So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again the accountant went down-down-down back to Hell.  When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and  filth.  She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.  "I don't understand," stammered the accountant.  "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends  look miserable."
The Devil looked at her and smiled.  "That's because yesterday you were recruit, but today you're staff."
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Fire Department
A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana.  The fire department from a nearby town was called to put out the fire. The fire proved to be more than the small town fire department could handle, so someone suggested that a rural volunteer fire department be called.  Though there was doubt they could be of any assistance, the call was made.
Five minutes later, the volunteer firemen arrived in a dilapidated old fire truck.
They drove straight towards the fire and stopped in the middle of the flames.
The volunteer firemen jumped off the truck and frantically started spraying water in all directions. Soon, they had snuffed out the center of the fire, breaking the blaze into two, easily controllable parts.
The farmer was impressed with the volunteer fire department's work and grateful that his farm had been spared. The next day he presented the volunteer fire department with a check for $1000.
A local news reporter asked the volunteer fire captain what the department planned to do with the funds. "That should be obvious," responded the captain.
"The first thing we're gonna do is get them damn brakes fixed on that there fire truck."
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Travel Agent
A secretary called in looking for hotels in Los Angeles.  She gave me various names off a list, none of which I could find.  I finally had her fax me the list.  To my surprise, it was a list of hotels in New Orleans, Louisiana. She thought the LA stood for Los Angeles, and that New Orleans was a suburb of LA.  Worst of all, when I called her back, she was not even embarrassed.

      A man called, furious about a Florida package we did.  I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando.  He said he was expecting an ocean-view room.  I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state.  He replied, "Don't lie to me. I looked on the
map and Florida is a very thin state."

     I got a call from a man who asked, "is it possible to see England from Canada? I said, "No."  He said "but they look so close on the map."

      Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas.  When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had a 1-hour layover in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, "I heard Dallas was a big airport, and I need a car to drive between the gates to save time."

     A nice lady just called.  She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 820 a.m. and got into Chicago at 833 a.m. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones. Finally I told her
the plane went VERY fast, and she bought that!!!

     A woman called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know who's luggage belongs to who?"  I said, "No, why do you ask?"  She replied, "Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said FAT, and I'm overweight, is
there any connection?"  After putting her on hold for a minute while I "looked into it"
I came back and explained the city code for Fresno is FAT, and that the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage.

     I just got off the phone with a man who asked, "How do I know which plane to get on?"  I asked him what exactly he meant, which he replied, "I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these damned planes have numbers on them."

     A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one of those computer planes."  I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane.  She replied, "Yeah, whatever."

     A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China.  After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa.  "Oh no I don't, I've been to China many times and never had to have one  of those."  I double checked, and sure enough, his stay required a visa.  When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to
China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express."
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Hell of an Exam
This is forwarded from a graduate of the U. of Oklahoma Chemical Engineering Dept., citing one of Dr. Schlambaugh's final test questions for his final exam of 1997.  Dr. Schlambaugh is known for asking questions on his finals like,  "Why do airplanes fly?"

In May 1997, the "Momentum, Heat, and Mass Transfer II" final exam question was  "Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?  Support your answer with sound scientific principles."

Most of the students wrote answers based on geothermal energy or some variant.  One student, however, wrote the following

Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?
First, we postulate that if souls exist, they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls also must have a mass.  We must consider at what rate souls are moving into hell and at what rate souls are leaving.  If we assume that once a soul gets to hell, it does not leave,  then no souls are leaving.

As for souls entering Hell, let's look at the various religions that exist in the world today.  Some religions say that if you are not a member of that religion, you will go to Hell.  Since there are more than one of these religions, and people usually do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people , or at least their souls, go to Hell. With the birth and death rates what they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change in the volume of Hell.  Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of the souls and volume needs to stay constant.

[Answer 1]  So, if Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

[Answer 2]  Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase in souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

Accept the postulate given to me by Theresa Banyan during our freshman year, that "It'll be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and taking into account that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Answer 2 cannot be true; ..thus, Hell is exothermic."

The student, Tim Graham, got the only A.
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Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.
"My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy.
"Tommy," replied the second.
"My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy.
Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer."
"Honest?" asked Billy.
"No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.
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Geography Test
     A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii.  After going over all the cost  information, she asked, "would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"
     I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown.  I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts."  Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly  explained, "Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in South Africa." Her  response...click.
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Sure Cure
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering, finally manages to say, Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem.  Can you help me?"

"Oh, that's not a problem for us men anymore!" announces a proud physician, "They just came out with this new wonder drug, Viagra, that does the trick!  You take some pills, and your problems are history"So the doctor gives the man a prescription and sends him on his merry way.

A couple of months later, the doctor runs into his patient on the street. "Doctor, Doctor!" exclaims the man excitedly, "I've got to thank you!  This drug is a miracle!  It's wonderful!
"Well, I'm glad to hear that" says the pleased physician, "What does your wife think about it?"
"Wife?" asks the man, "I haven't been home yet."
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The Contest
Two Kentuckians drove to a gas station in Indiana for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of gas. When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest.
"If you win, you're entitled to free sex," said the attendant.
"How do we enter?" asked the Kentuckian.
"Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1-10. If you guess right, you win free sex."
"O.K. I guess 7," said the Kentuckian.
"Sorry, I was thinking of 8," replied the attendant.
The next week, the two Kentuckians returned to the same station to get gas.
When they went inside to pay, the one Kentuckian asked the attendant if the contest was still going on.
"Sure," replied the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number between 1-10.
If you guess right, you win free sex."
"Two," said the Kentuckian. "Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replied the attendant.
"Come back soon and try again."
As they walked back to the car, the one Kentuckian said to the other,"You know, I'm beginning to think this contest is rigged."
"No way," said the other. "My wife won twice last week."
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Puppy Prints
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of puppies. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, "There were two boy puppies and two girl puppies."
"How did you know that?" his mother asked.
"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied.
"I think it's printed on the bottom.
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Resemblance to any persons living or dead is purely coincidental
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself.
"You don't have to let your wife bully you," he said. "Go home and show her you're the boss."
The husband decided to take the doctor's advice. He went home, slammed the door, shook his fist in his wife's face, and growled, "From now on you're taking orders from me. I want my supper right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs and lay out my clothes.  Tonight I am going out with the boys. You are going to stay at home where you belong. Another thing, you know who is going to tie my bow tie?"
"I certainly do," said his wife calmly, "the undertaker."
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Desert Island
A guy was stranded on a desert island with Cindy Crawford. He played it cool, and he didn't make any moves towards her for several weeks.  Finally, one day he asked her if maybe they could start up a physical relationship, so as to attend to each other's needs. Cindy said she was game and a very vigorous sexual relationship began.  Everything was great for about 4 months. One day, the guy went to Cindy and said, "I'm having this problem. It's kind of a guy thing, but I need to ask you a favor."  Cindy said, "Okay."  The guy said, "Can I borrow your eyebrow pencil?"
Cindy looked at him a little funny, but said, "Sure, you can borrow my eyebrow pencil."
The guy then said, "Do you mind if I use the eyebrow pencil to draw a moustache on you?"
Cindy is getting a little worried, but says, "Okay." Then the guy said, "Can you wear some of my guy clothing, I need for you to look more like a man." Cindy is getting a little disappointed at this point, but says, "Well I guess so." Then the guy says to Cindy, "Do you mind if I call you Fred?"
Cindy, very dejected, says, "I guess not." So, the guy reaches out and grabs Cindy by the arms and says, "Fred, you won't believe who I've been sleeping with these past four months!"
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A Fence Bid
Three contractors were visiting a tourist attraction on the same day.  One was from New York, another from Texas, and the third from Florida. At the end of the tour, the guard asked them what they did for a living.  When they all replied that they were contractors the guard said, "Hey, we need one of the rear fences redone.  Why don't you guys take a look at it and give me a bid?"  So to the back fence they all went.  First to step up was the Florida contractor.  He took out his tape measure and pencil, did some measuring and said, "Well I figure the job will run about $900.  $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me." Next was the Texas contractor.  He also took out his tape measure and pencil, did some quick figuring and said, "Looks like I can do this job for $700.  $300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and $100 profit for me."  Without so much as moving, the New York contractor said, "$2,700." The guard, incredulous, looked at him and said, "You didn't even measure like the other guys!  How did you come up with such a high figure?""Easy," he said. "$1,000 for me, $1,000 for you, and we hire the guy from Texas.
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 Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers Journal, the following are questions actually asked of witnesses by attorneys during trials and, in certain cases, the responses given by insightful witnesses

1. "Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?"
2. "The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?"
3. "Were you present when your picture was taken?"
4. Q"Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"  A "No."
Q"Did you check for blood pressure?"  A"No."
Q"Did you check for breathing?"  A"No."
Q"So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"  A"No."  Q"How can you be so sure, Doctor?"  A"Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Q"But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"  A"It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
5. "Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?"
6. "Did he kill you?"
7. "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"
8. "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
9. "How many times have you committed suicide?"
10. Q"So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?"  A"Yes."
Q"And what were you doing at that time?"
11. Q"She had three children, right?"  A"Yes."
Q"How many were boys?"  A"None."
Q"Were there any girls?"
12. Q"You say the stairs went down to the basement?"  A"Yes."
Q"And these stairs, did they go up also?"
13. Q"Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?"  A"I went to Europe, Sir."  Q"And you took your new wife?"
14. Q"How was your first marriage terminated?"  A"By death."
Q"And by who's death was it terminated?"
15. Q"Can you describe the individual?"  A"He was about medium height and had a beard."  Q"Was this a male, or a female?"
16. Q"Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?"  A"No, this is how I dress when I go to work."
17. Q"Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"  A"All my autopsies are performed on dead people."
18. Q"All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go  to?"  A"Oral."
19. Q"Do you recall the time that you examined the body?"  A"The autopsy started around 830 p.m.."  Q"And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?"  A"No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy."
20. Q"You were not shot in the fracas?"  A"No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel."
21. Q"Are you qualified to give a urine sample?"  A"I have been since early childhood."
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Men's Quiz
1. Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the Earth, and you are the first human they encounter.  As a token of intergalactic friendship, they present you with a small but incredibly sophisticated device that is capable of curing all disease, providing an infinite supply of clean     energy, wiping out hunger and poverty, and permanently eliminating oppression and violence all over the entire Earth. You decide to
    A. Present it to the President of the United States.
    B. Present it to the Secretary General of the United Nations.
    C. Take it apart.
2.  As you grow older, what lost quality of your youthful life do you miss the most?
    A. Innocence.
    B. Idealism.
    C. Going into the ladies room with your mom.
3. When is it okay to kiss another male?
    A. When you wish to display simple and pure affection without regard for narrow-minded social conventions.
    B. When he is the pope. (Not on the lips.)
    C. When he is your brother and you are Al Pacino and this is the only really sportsman-like way to let him know that, for business reasons, you have to have him killed.
4. What about hugging another male?
    A. If he's your father and at least one of you has a fatal disease.
    B. If you're performing the Heimlich maneuver.
    C. If you're a professional baseball player and a teammate hits a homerun to win the World Series, you may hug him provided that
        (1) He is legally within the base path,
        (2) Both of you are wearing sufficient protection, and
        (3) You also pound him fraternally with your fist hard enough to cause fractures.
5. In your opinion, the ideal pet is
    A. A cat.
    B. A dog.
    C. A dog that eats cats.
6. You have been seeing a woman for several years. She's attractive and intelligent, and you always enjoy being with her. One leisurely Sunday afternoon the two of you are taking it easy-you're watching a football game she's reading the papers-when she suddenly, out of the clear blue sky, tells you that she thinks she really loves you, but, she can no longer bear the uncertainty of not knowing where your relationship is going. She says she's not asking whether you want to get marriedonly whether you believe that you have some kind of future together. What do you say?
    A. That you sincerely believe the two of you do have a future, but you don't want to rush it.
    B. That although you also have strong feelings for her, you can not honestly say that you'll be ready anytime soon to make a lasting commitment, and you don't want to hurt her by holding out false hope.
    C. That you cannot believe the Jets called a draw play on third and seventeen.
7. Okay, so you have decided that you truly love a woman and you want to spend the rest of your life with her - sharing the joys and the   sorrows, the world has to offer, come what may. How do you tell her?
    A. You take her to a nice restaurant and tell her after dinner.
    B. You take her for a walk on a moonlit beach, and you say her name, and when she turns to you, with the sea breeze blowing her hair and the stars in her eyes, you tell her.
    C. Tell her what?
8. One weekday morning your wife wakes up feeling ill and asks you to get your three children ready for school. Your first question to her is
    A. "Do they need to eat or anything?"
    B. "They're in school already?"
    C. "There are three of them?"
9. When is it okay to throw away a set of veteran underwear?
    A. When it has turned the color of a dead whale and developed new holes so large that you're not sure which ones were originally intended for your legs.
    B. When it is down to eight loosely connected underwear molecules and has to be handled with tweezers.
    C. It is never okay to throw away veteran underwear. A real guy checks the garbage regularly in case somebody-and we are not naming names, but this would be his wife-is quietly trying to discard his underwear, which she is frankly jealous of, because the guy seems to have a more   intimate relationship with it than with her.
10. What, in your opinion, is the most reasonable explanation for the fact that Moses led the Israelites all over the place for forty years before they finally got to the Promised Land?
    A. He was being tested.
    B. He wanted them to really appreciate the Promised Land when they finally got there.
    C. He refused to ask for directions.
11. What is the human race's single greatest achievement?
    A. Democracy.     B. Religion.     C. Remote control.
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Punchlines On-Line
    A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. To his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the laywer was, and greeted him warmly. Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands and guided him up to the front of the line, and into
a comfortable chair by his desk. The lawyer said, "I don't mind all this attention, but what makes me so special?" St. Peter replied, "Well, I've added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you must be about 193 years old!"
    G-d decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences once and for all. When Satan heard this, he laughed and said, "And where, my friend, do you think you're going to find a lawyer?"
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Attack Dog
One day while on the road, a traveling salesman gets a call from the wife....
Someone had tried to break in and the police got there just in time to scare him off.  Fearing for his wife's safety, the salesman visits a local pet store.
man     "I'd like a dog for protection"
store owner  "I have just what you're looking for", and motions for the man to follow him to the back of the store.
To the man's surprise, the owner walks right past a Rottie, a Mastiff, a German Shepherd, and a Pit Bull.  "What about these dogs?"  he asks "Pussycats," says the shop owner, "you want a dog that means business, wait right here."
Minutes later the owner returns with a ShiTzu.  "What the h....."says his customer, "what good will THAT do me?"
"Ah, you see, that's the beauty of it", says the owner.  "Noone would ever suspect that this little fluffball has a black belt in Karate."
"Very funny" says the customer, "but I need a REAL dog".
"Just watch". Says the owner.  He pulls out a stepping stool, puts the dog down and says "Karate the stool".  The ShiTzu attacks the stool with such a vengeance that nothing is left but metal splinters.
Rubbing his eyes the customer says " I don't believe what I just saw!"
"Not a problem, I'll show you again " says the store owner, as he rolls out a large wooden chair.  "Karate the chair" he instructs the dog, and in seconds it is reduced to sawdust.
"My God!, I'll take him!" says the customer.
"What is THAT?" says the wife.    "This is our new protection dog" he says.
 "Cute, honey...Now where's the REAL dog?" She asks.
"No kiddin' babe, this dog is the toughest I've seen" he says, as he puts the dog down on the floor.  "He even knows Karate".
"Yeah, right.  Karate my Ass"
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The PowerBook that Leaked  (A True Story)    In 1993, sometime in December, a customer walks in with a dead   PowerBook 165.  Fault description hangs on startup.
An   additional symptom provided waswhilst being carried from the customer's site  to our service center, a 'sloshing' noise was   heard within the machine.
"Has anything been split on this computer?"  I inquired, but no, nothing of the sort had happened, protested the client vehemently.  Taking this with a grain of salt (no-one's going to admit doing something that totally invalidates their warranty   and effectively wrecks their computer) I went about filling in   the repair order.   Back on the bench, I started the PowerBook up. Sure enough, an address error on startup, just after 'Welcome to Macintosh'.  I lowered my ear to the keyboard, at which point I heard a crackling noise (couldn't hear any sloshing noise though)   and became aware of a rather 'sharp' odor which seemed to emanate from the inside of the machine. Flicking the computer off and unplugging the adapter, I removed the battery from   its compartment, only to observe that the entire battery casing was soaked in a fluid which appear to have a rainbow - like sheen (kind of like what a puddle of soapy water would look like -- oily and colorful). I also noticed that the   same fluid was leaking out of the battery compartment onto   the static mat, but appeared clear rather than multi-colored.   My first thoughts were that the battery had somehow leaked   acid out into the guts of the PowerBook, which would account for the sharp smell (which reminded me of ammonia), yet the   battery terminals were about the one part of the battery that   was dry. No, upon closer examination, I ruled the acid theory  out. The battery was wet, but not leaking. Tipping the machine on its side, I watched more fluid run out and coagulate on the bench in a puddle about the size of a   compact disc. It was definitely clear, and I observed that   the 'rainbow' effect had been caused by the reaction of the plastic battery casing to this 'mystery liquid'. I then unscrewed the computer and separated the two parts of the PowerBook. The smell suddenly became a LOT stronger. The hard   disk looked like a solid lump of rust, and the daughterboard appeared to have about three barbecued chips. Although I was quickly forming my own opinions on what had happened, I invited several of my workmates in to take a sniff and offer an opinion.   We were unanimous in our decision. I rang the customer, who seemed surprised when I asked the question" Do you have a cat?" As it turned out, he didn't have a cat, but he did have a lovely fluffy bunny rabbit who was seen in the vicinity of the PowerBook only the day before.
Yes, there was no doubt about it, little fluffy had hopped up onto the keyboard and downloaded some incompatible data. I checked the warranty form, but there was no provision for failure due to rabbit urine anywhere.
I advised the customer to get in touch with his insurance company. In the end, the PowerBook was biffed and the customer upgraded to a 180c.
I cleaned up the static mat   and sprayed the service department with a healthy dosage of  "Fresh Field of Flowers." I checked in with the customer about a week later, asked how was he enjoying the 180c, asked if he'd managed to restore his data, and, of course, asked how was his rabbit?
"Delicious," he said.
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